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me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITERĀ 

(via trust)

commonbee:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via june-30thx)

Me: I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
Friend: isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
Me:
Me: *sips drink*
Me:
Me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now